1) Someone else would have pioneered the next big thing in technology, even if Steve Jobs’s mother had aborted him.  As I understand it, Steve Jobs wasn’t the only creative engineer behind Apple products, anyway.

2) There really isn’t a two, I just wanted to point out how stupidly irrelevant these two subjects are to one another.  These overworked and over-exaggerated “we’ll never know if aborted baby A would have grown up to cure cancer” stories make me want to throw things.  Luckily, making snarky posts on tumblr is a much more non-destructive coping mechanism.

3) Not really a three, either, but I always feel like responding to these and other related heaping piles of bullshit with this video, because I really don’t think these “pro-life” people understand how much damage they’re doing to their fellow human beings.  What’s that saying?  The road to hell is paved with good intentions?

Yup.